In my back garden during last Winter
I saw the strangest of things
The fattest Robin I’ve ever seen
It was like a cricket ball with wings
Wednesday, 12 July 2023
IN MY BACK GARDEN DURING LAST WINTER
Tuesday, 11 July 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A TUXEDO?
Are you wearing a tuxedo?
It’s so loud it makes
a racket
No James Bond doesn’t
wear one
He wears a proper dinner
jacket
HOGWARTS ISN’T A PERFECT SCHOOL # 2
Hogwarts isn’t a perfect school
But there are Heroes
by the score
They eagerly arrive aged
eleven
And get in through the
Gryffindor
PARTING THE RED SEA
Moses parted the waters
And left his people in
awe
But he had help on the
day
In the shape of a sea-saw
SELF SERVING
Royalty wasn’t enough
To secure their
loyalties
Meghan and Harry were
Only interested in
Royalties
THE HUMBLE POTATO
They can be boiled, baked, and mashed
Make crisps,
croquettes, and hash browns,
And can also be sliced
or chipped for frying
The Potato can also be
distilled into Vodka
They are so versatile;
they make it look as if
All the other
vegetables aren’t even trying
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