Foghorn Leghorn crossed
The Basketball Court
Wearing a scowl
Because he misunderstood
When he heard the ref
Had called a fowl
Saturday, 24 June 2023
FOGHORN LEGHORN CROSSED
ARE YOU WEARING A COCKTAIL DRESS?
Are you wearing a cocktail dress?
And drinking cocktails at the same
time
You do know that wearing one without
Drinking the other isn’t actually a
crime
I JUST HEARD ON THE NEWS
I just heard on the news
That Uncle Ben had died
I’m really devastated.
No more Mr Rice Guy
WHEN TRAGEDY STRIKES AT SEA
When tragedy strikes at sea
“This is your captain speaking”
Doesn’t get the message across,
But “THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING”
KARMA RESTAURANT
I went to a new restaurant
Called “Karma” and I observed
There was no menu, but everybody
Got what they deserved
I STAYED AT A BRILLIANT NEW HOTEL
I stayed at a brilliant new Hotel
It was an absolute gem of a find
But it’ the new corduroy pillows
That are really making headlines
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