ONE DAY OLD AGE WILL ARRIVE

 

One day old age will arrive

And leave you in despair

For example when your teeth

Are less white than your hair

OLD AGE HAS DEFINITELY ARRIVED

 

Old age has definitely

Arrived in your life when,

Your enthusiastic efforts

To catch the attention

Of a friend in the street,

Are met with looks of

Increasing terror, as you

Draw nearer and embrace

A complete stranger

I KNOW I AM MIDDLE AGED WITHOUT ANY DOUBT

 

I know I am Middle aged without any doubt

Because when given a choice when I was out

Between two temptations, I have to confess

I chose the one that got me home the soonest

REMEMBER YOUR VOTE COUNTS

 

Remember your vote counts

In a Democracy

But your Count votes

In a feudal society

A WEASEL WALKED INTO THE SALOON BAR

 

A weasel walked into the saloon bar

Of the Fox and Beagle

“What can I get you?” asked the barman

“Pop” Goes the weasel

SITTING BULL’S WIFE WAS CALLED FOUR HORSES

 

Sitting Bull’s wife was called Four Horses

A beautiful name, but there was a snag

The reason she was given that name was

Because she would nag nag nag and nag

THE POLLEN COUNT

 

The pollen count,

Is a really difficult endeavour

Made especially so,

Because I suffer from hay fever