LOW TECH POLICING

 

The police have now been issued, with pencils

And very thin sheets of paper, all very low tech,

It’s a brand-new initiative being rolled out, so that

When crimes occur, they can trace the suspect

WHENEVER I DO ANY DECORATING

 

Whenever I do any decorating

I always choose my stepladder

And the simple reason for that is

I don't get on with my real ladder

AT THE DOCTORS SURGERY

 

I went to my old Doctor’s place

"I've hurt my arm in several places"

I told him wincing from the pain

He advised "well don't go there again"

I REGULARLY MEET MY GIRLFRIEND

 

I regularly meet my girlfriend

For some, one to one time

So, we have the familiar routine

Of meeting up at 12:59

THE LAST THING DAD SAID

 

The last thing Dad said

Before kicking the bucket

Was “How far do you think

I can kick this bucket?”

SOME YOUTHS ARE BREAKING INTO CARS

 

Some youths are breaking into cars,

They are reprehensible little devils,

And they do it in multi-story car parks

Which is wrong on so many levels

FUSION MUSIC

 

There’s a new music fad or fashion

A genre of Swedish/Australian fusion

Playing Dancing Queen and Waterloo

On a Wobble Board and a Didgeridoo

I don’t know if it will catch on at all

But they call the music Abba-riginal