FUSION MUSIC

 

There’s a new music fad or fashion

A genre of Swedish/Australian fusion

Playing Dancing Queen and Waterloo

On a Wobble Board and a Didgeridoo

I don’t know if it will catch on at all

But they call the music Abba-riginal

TWO WHALES WALKED INTO A BAR

 

Two whales walked into a bar

The first one said "Whiieeeeeaooooooo"

And the second whale retorted

“God you're so pissed Keanu"

ARE YOU WEARING A DOPEY LOOK?

 

Are you wearing a dopey look?

Come on tell me what’s to blame

No please don’t answer that

And I don’t want to know her name

BEST BEFORE 1980 # 6

 

Old people can safely ignore

Organic foods with no regret

Simply because they need

All the preservatives they can get

IT WAS PITIFUL TO SEE # 2

 

It was pitiful to see

He was in a total muddle

He would have been

Out of his depth in a puddle

ROWS OF RUSSIAN DOLLS

 

Rows of Russian Dolls

Were lined up on the shelves

I really hate Russian dolls

They’re so full of themselves

I HAVE A DIFFICULTY WITH HEDGEHOGS

 

I have a difficulty with Hedgehogs

I know it’s a strange thing to declare

It’s just a hedge, so I find it very hard

To understand why they can’t share?