I became very frustrated today
When repeatedly told
to press any key
Because on my computer
keyboard
I can confirm there is
no “any” key
Tuesday, 20 June 2023
I BECAME VERY FRUSTRATED TODAY
BROWSING SENIOR
You know you are old when
You greet, with absolute
delight
The statutory offer
for you
To accept cookies on a
new website
Monday, 19 June 2023
ARE YOU WEARING SATIN KNICKERS?
Are you wearing satin knickers?
What a peculiar thing
to say
Of course they are sat
in
No one can stand up
all day
BEST BEFORE 1980 # 4
I use the phrase “the one from the tv”
To describe actors or
celebrities
I also use it to describe
what I’m looking
At the supermarket or
the Deli
I WANT TO DIE PEACEFULLY IN MY SLEEP # 2
I want to die peacefully in my sleep
Like my Great Aunt Jane
And not screaming in
terror
Like the passenger on
her plane
IF YOU MEASURED MY LIFE
If you measured my life
In dog years instead
Then the inevitable
truth
Is I’m already dead
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