You eat wisely
And you exercise daily
Then die anyway
You eat wisely
And you exercise daily
Then die anyway
“I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day”
George Burns said when
he was still a thing
Approaching his
hundredth birthday
“At my age I have to
hold on to something”
January 20th,1896 - March
9th, 1996
I remember my wish was to change
The World when I was a
young man
Now that I’m old my
wish has changed
And I want to change the
young if I can
You mustn’t let ageing get you down
Its something you just
have to face
And let’s not forget
how hard it was
Getting yourself up in
the first place
I sat down on a park bench
So, I could pull up my
socks
Sadly, I wasn’t wearing
any
God getting old really
sucks
Long after needing bifocals and hearing aids
We still make love in
the silent gloom
The only difference
being that during the act
It would be difficult
to tell with whom
Makes a man healthy
wealthy and wise
Early to rise, late to
bed
Makes a man haggard
fatigued and dead