Giving kids a bad name
Is one of life’s absurdities
But those who really
give kids
A bad name are,
celebrities
Monday, 12 June 2023
GIVING KIDS A BAD NAME
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
The early bird gets the worm
Isn’t that the correct
term?
Well I have some
advice to give
The late worm gets to
live
I GOT A BARGAIN ON A LOAD OF STEAK # 3
I got a bargain on a load of steak
But the guy turned out
to be a spiv
Five lorry loads of
horse steak
Is what I’ve been
saddled with
ONE OF THE FREEZERS BROKE DOWN
One of the freezers broke down
I’m worried for my
stroganoff
I’ve just checked the
horse steaks
THE MEAT MARKETS ARE BUSY # 3
The meat markets are busy
Take a look if you’re
able
Some meat prices fluctuate
THE CAT AND THE SQUIRREL
Look at me, the young cat purred
Look I am a very
clever kitty
I am a huntress to be
admired
I’ve caught a Squirrel
as big as me
I deserve a treat for
my cleverness
I’ve this trophy for
you to see
And you need never know
It fell out of a tree
I HEARD ABOUT A YOUNG ACTOR
I heard about a young actor
Who was playing the
part of a Page
Fell through the
floorboards
But he was just going
through a stage
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