We all want Theresa May gone
But stubbornly making
a fuss
And she just won’t go
away
She’s like a bad case
of thrush
We all want Theresa May gone
But stubbornly making
a fuss
And she just won’t go
away
She’s like a bad case
of thrush
I have suffered with Kidney stones
But I am happy to
declare
That Elvis has left
the building
With more than one Jordanaire
My best friend asked about my marriage
And how things were
going there
I said I hadn’t spoken
to her for three weeks
As I didn't want to
interrupt her
I prefer the more romantic view
Even if it’s not
scientifically right
That the stars in the
nocturnal sky
Are holes in the
curtain of night
Are you wearing that for fun?
That’s a good enough
reason Hon
I really love you in
the black one
But I love more when
it’s undone
A Lexicon has a drug problem
And is facing a
disciplinary
For persistently
failing screening
And he was declared
addictionary
My uncle is a part time hitman
Who in accordance with
his wife’s wishes
Also works as a
janitor at the aquarium
Where he sweeps with
the fishes