GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR

 

Roman Politian Gaius Julius Caesar

The notorious Roman Geezer

Who was full of vinegar and starch

Met his end on the Ides of March

BILLY NO MATES

 

My wife has left me

And taken the children

All our friends

Have abandoned me

And taken her side

Then when I put on

The Television set

The show that greets me

Is the Lonely Planet

THE AMAZON BASIN

 

I was surprised to find

My wife was interested

In the Amazon Basin

But it turned out to be a fad

As she became disinterested

When it arrived broken

IT WAS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME TRIP

 

It was a once in a life time trip

That the site suggested you buy

However the trip was to Dignitas

But I suppose the advert didn’t lie

ARE YOU WEARING A LOOK OF DIFFIDENCE?

 

Are you wearing a look of diffidence?

Why do you lack of self-confidence?

You have a look to leave them agog

And you’re as fit as a butcher’s dog

THE SIBYLLINE ORACLES

 

The Sibylline Oracles,

Oracular utterances scribed

In Greek hexameters

Ascribed to the Sibyls,

Prophetesses who uttered

The divine revelations

In a state of frenzy

JEAN-CLAUDE JUNCKER

 

Whatever the UK suggest

The EU immediately resist

And the reason behind that

Is Juncker is always pissed