ARE YOU WEARING A NAPPY?

 

Are you wearing a nappy?

Well, if that’s what you wish

But have you become incontinent?

Or is it just some kind of fetish

COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN IRISH?

 

Could Jesus have been Irish?

Well, the bible says He never marries

He loved green pastures and water

And He was always telling stories

THE OCTOBER REVOLUTION

The October Revolution

Is something to remember

But the Russians don’t

Celebrate it until November

EVEN NETFLIX HAS COME TO THE CONCLUSION

 

Even Netflix has come to the conclusion

I watch too much TV, so there’s no doubt,

It doesn’t suggest more box sets to watch

Instead, it’s started suggesting I go out

I AM A DOUBTING THOMAS

 

I am certainly a doubting Thomas

My doubts are quite eclectic

But my disbelieving is such

That I don’t believe in sceptics

MY UNCLE HAD HIS NECK BRACE FITTED

 

My Uncle had his neck brace fitted

Because he has arthritis in his neck

But in the five years he's had the brace

My Uncle has never looked back

 

WHEN YOU’RE FEELING ON TOP OF THE WORLD

 

When you’re feeling on top of the world

Don’t fall into the trap and boast

Because one day you're the best thing

Since sliced bread and the next, you're toast