72 Miles From The Sea

Monday, 17 April 2023

Old King Cole

Was a merry old soul,

But when he sobered up

He was miserable git

Are you wearing a Devils Tail?

As someone’s Halloween surprise

I hope you’re as devilish as you look

And not some angel in disguise

Could Jesus have been a Californian?

Well its true He never cut His hair

He walked around in sandals

And He started a new religion, so Yer

The Canary Islands, as listed

In geographical catalogues

Are not named after the birds

And are really the Isles of Dogs

I woke up the day after the party

With a penis drawn on my face

But that wasn’t the worst of it

The perpetrator had had to trace

A Hipster burnt his mouth,

The stupid fool,

When he ate the pizza

Before it was cool

Tony the Tiger is dead

And the news is a bit of a chiller

He has been murdered

And Police suspect a cereal killer