THERE WAS A FIGHT AT THE CIRCUS

 

There was a fight at the circus

Between a clown and a mugger

The fight didn’t last for long

Once they went for the juggler

COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN ITALIAN?

 

Could Jesus have been Italian?

Maybe, as he reputedly used olive oil

He did have wine with all His meals

And he did talk with His hands after all

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 435

 

Old King Cole

Was a merry old soul,

But when he sobered up

He was an arsehole

ARE YOU WEARING A CONTENTED EXPRESSION?

 

Are you wearing a contented expression?

You certainly have an air of being detached

But then you’re a man and at the end of the day

Which means if it itches, it will be scratched

COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN JEWISH?

 

Could Jesus have been Jewish?

It is the most likely eventuality

As He Did go into His Father's business

He lived at home until he was 33

He was sure his Mother was a virgin

And she was sure He was God, so maybe

THE HOKEY COKEY # 1

 

I just realised that I haven't done

The Hokey Cokey for ten years, about.

I guess that when you get older,

You just forget what it's all about.

I ASKED C.S. LEWIS

 

I asked C.S. Lewis what he kept

In his wardrobe,

Beyond suit and dress

And with a wry smile

And a twinkle in his eye

He replied, Narnia business