ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER HAT?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Hat?

Well, more accurately it’s a bonnet

It sits so perfectly on your head

And you’re as pretty as a sonnet

EASTER BUNNY

 

About the Easter bunny

I think it’s really funny

That a big white rabbit

Is in the unusual habit

Of delivering Easter eggs

On his funny rabbit legs

I think it must change

And we must rearrange

So for delivering at any rate

Eggs made of chocolate

Employ a chocolate chicken

That’s what I reckon

EASTER LILY

 

The Easter Lily

Blooms in the spring

The large white flower

Is beautiful thing

Its trumpet-shape

Says let spring begin

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER BONNET?

 

Are you wearing an Easter bonnet?

With pretty flowers upon it

What I lovely sight to behold

It must be tiresome to be told

So, let me write a pretty sonnet

For the girl in the Easter bonnet

ARE YOU WEARING BUNNY EARS?

 

Are you wearing bunny ears?

They have an ability to regale

But to be quite honest

I’m more interested in your tail

 

Are they risqué and shocking?

Will they easily get my vote?

It could mean a happy Easter

For a certain horny old goat

WHAT DOES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

What does the Easter Bunny

Get for himself

For making a basket?

Two points, like anyone else.

THE EASTER BUNNY’S STORY

 

The Easter Bunny’s Story

Is a classic Easter Tale

But given his characteristics

It might be a Cotton Tale