ARE YOU WEARING A HARE PIECE?

 

Are you wearing a hare piece?

I think that’s really funny

Especially as you are dressed

As the Easter bunny

ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR A GIGGLE?

 

Are you wearing it for a giggle?

I especially like it when you wiggle

No I’m not staring at your bunny bot

No don’t get self-conscious, I’m not

Like every other red bloodied male

I’m only looking at you cottontail

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER GARTERS?

 

Are you wearing Easter garters?

Answer me that one for starters

Beneath your dress up high

Around your black clad thigh

Where the black sheath is stopping

Where they are lacy at the topping

Are there festive garter rings

Sexily placed decorative things

Please answer this one for starters

Are you wearing Easter garters?

 

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER KNICKS?

 

Are you wearing Easter knicks?

Proper novelty underwear

All festively decked down below

In a suitably seasonal pair

It doesn’t matter the decor

It will make an old man stare

Just you in your Easter knickers

What wonderful springtime fare

EASTER PARADE

 

In your Easter Bonnet

With all the frills upon it,

You’re never going to wear it?

In the Easter parade.

We’ll all be falling over

As your sitting in your Rover

Coz you’ll be the biggest Charlie

In the Easter parade.

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing an Easter outfit?

Well you really do look good in it

And it doesn’t look risqué, not a bit

It’s a really cracking little outfit

Though all the emphasis is on the fit

EASTER DAISY

 

The Easter daisy

A dwarf tufted stem-less herb

A rosette of woolly leaves

Its roundness is quite superb

And the large white-rayed bloom

Is the daisies Easter costume