Are you wearing Easter garters?
Answer me that one for
starters
Beneath your dress up
high
Around your black clad
thigh
Where the black sheath
is stopping
Where they are lacy at
the topping
Are there festive
garter rings
Sexily placed
decorative things
Please answer this one
for starters
Are you wearing Easter
garters?
Are you wearing Easter knicks?
Proper novelty
underwear
All festively decked
down below
In a suitably seasonal
pair
It doesn’t matter the
decor
It will make an old
man stare
Just you in your Easter
knickers
What wonderful springtime
fare
In your Easter Bonnet
With all the frills upon it,
You’re never going to
wear it?
In the Easter parade.
We’ll all be falling
over
As your sitting in
your Rover
Coz you’ll be the
biggest Charlie
In the Easter parade.
Are you wearing an Easter outfit?
Well you really do
look good in it
And it doesn’t look risqué,
not a bit
It’s a really cracking
little outfit
Though all the emphasis
is on the fit
The Easter daisy
A dwarf tufted stem-less
herb
A rosette of woolly
leaves
Its roundness is quite
superb
And the large
white-rayed bloom
Is the daisies Easter
costume
Are you wearing an Easter Cardigan?
Or perhaps I should
ask you why?
It’s a gloriously
sunny day
And there’s not a
cloud in the sky
Are you wearing Easter earrings?
To mark the most holy of
days
With the simplicity of
the cross
It is the most
symbolic of ways
