EASTER PARADE

 

In your Easter Bonnet

With all the frills upon it,

You’re never going to wear it?

In the Easter parade.

We’ll all be falling over

As your sitting in your Rover

Coz you’ll be the biggest Charlie

In the Easter parade.

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing an Easter outfit?

Well you really do look good in it

And it doesn’t look risqué, not a bit

It’s a really cracking little outfit

Though all the emphasis is on the fit

EASTER DAISY

 

The Easter daisy

A dwarf tufted stem-less herb

A rosette of woolly leaves

Its roundness is quite superb

And the large white-rayed bloom

Is the daisies Easter costume

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER CARDIGAN?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Cardigan?

Or perhaps I should ask you why?

It’s a gloriously sunny day

And there’s not a cloud in the sky

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER EARRINGS?

 

Are you wearing Easter earrings?

To mark the most holy of days

With the simplicity of the cross

It is the most symbolic of ways

LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 1

 

Let’s get this straight once and for all

Easter does not commemorate the time

When Jesus hid eggs in the gardens

Of Gethsemane for the disciples to find

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 426

 

Simple Simon met a pieman,

Going to the fair,

The pieman worked at Greggs

And his name was Kerr