ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER CARDIGAN?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Cardigan?

Or perhaps I should ask you why?

It’s a gloriously sunny day

And there’s not a cloud in the sky

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER EARRINGS?

 

Are you wearing Easter earrings?

To mark the most holy of days

With the simplicity of the cross

It is the most symbolic of ways

LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 1

 

Let’s get this straight once and for all

Easter does not commemorate the time

When Jesus hid eggs in the gardens

Of Gethsemane for the disciples to find

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 426

 

Simple Simon met a pieman,

Going to the fair,

The pieman worked at Greggs

And his name was Kerr

PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 4

 

Practise what you preach

Isn’t that what they teach?

But preach what you’ve practised

Is the advice of a Semanticist

WITH ALL THE TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE

With all the technology available

I’m afraid I’ve got very lazy

Today at work I e-mailed the person

Who sits at the desk facing me

I FORGOT TO GET BUNS ON THE SHOPPING

 

I forgot to get buns on the shopping

And when I got home my wife had a fit

But she soon calmed down as there’s

No need to get Hot and Cross about it