Let’s get this straight once and for all
Easter does not commemorate
the time
When Jesus hid eggs in
the gardens
Of Gethsemane for the
disciples to find
Friday, 7 April 2023
LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 1
Thursday, 6 April 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 426
Simple Simon met a pieman,
Going to the fair,
The pieman worked at
Greggs
And his name was Kerr
PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 4
Practise what you preach
Isn’t that what they
teach?
But preach what you’ve
practised
Is the advice of a
Semanticist
WITH ALL THE TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE
With all the technology available
I’m afraid I’ve got
very lazy
Today at work I e-mailed
the person
I FORGOT TO GET BUNS ON THE SHOPPING
I forgot to get buns on the shopping
And when I got home my
wife had a fit
But she soon calmed
down as there’s
No need to get Hot and
Cross about it
TODAY I PULLED UP ON THE DRIVEWAY
Today I pulled up on the driveway
And within minutes of
stopping
I phoned to see if
anyone was home
To help me carry in
the shopping
COMMUNICATION IS A CONSTANT WORRY
Communication is a constant worry
And which form works
without fail
So is the e-mail of
the species
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