Today I pulled up on the driveway
And within minutes of
stopping
I phoned to see if
anyone was home
To help me carry in
the shopping
Thursday, 6 April 2023
TODAY I PULLED UP ON THE DRIVEWAY
COMMUNICATION IS A CONSTANT WORRY
Communication is a constant worry
And which form works
without fail
So is the e-mail of
the species
IF YOUR DEVICE IS BELOW PAR
If your device is below par
I have some advice for you
Simply don't byte off more
THE SNAKES NEXT DOOR
A young snake had been playing in the neighbour’s
Garden, but returned
home in floods of tears
The Mother asked “What
on earth is the matter?
Tell me what happened
to reduce you to tears”
“They won't let me
hiss in their pit, they said I
Wasn’t good enough because
I’m small and thin”
Mum said “Don't let
them upset you Darling,
I knew them when they
didn't have a pit to hiss in”
THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 3
I saw Arnie eating a chocolate egg
So I said “I know what
your favourite
Christian festival is”
and he said
“You have to love
Easter, baby”
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 1
Are you wearing Easter tights?
Oh, how they are
exciting me
Adorned with an Easter
egg motif
What an egg hunt this
will be
SO WHICH CAME FIRST
So, which came first
What do you reckon?
The chocolate egg
Or the chocolate chicken
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