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Thursday, 6 April 2023
THE SNAKES NEXT DOOR
A young snake had been playing in the neighbour’s
Garden, but returned
home in floods of tears
The Mother asked “What
on earth is the matter?
Tell me what happened
to reduce you to tears”
“They won't let me
hiss in their pit, they said I
Wasn’t good enough because
I’m small and thin”
Mum said “Don't let
them upset you Darling,
I knew them when they
didn't have a pit to hiss in”
THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 3
I saw Arnie eating a chocolate egg
So I said “I know what
your favourite
Christian festival is”
and he said
“You have to love
Easter, baby”
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 1
Are you wearing Easter tights?
Oh, how they are
exciting me
Adorned with an Easter
egg motif
What an egg hunt this
will be
SO WHICH CAME FIRST
So, which came first
What do you reckon?
The chocolate egg
Or the chocolate chicken
THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 1
The only way the Easter Bunny
Can paint all of the eggs
in time for Easter
Is to hire some of Santa's
elves
During the slow season
as casual labour
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER DRAWERS?
Are you wearing Easter drawers?
I would like a look at
yours
I bet a pound to a
penny
You’re not wearing any
There we have it at
last
You are as I thought
bare arsed
Of course it makes you
look loose
Even if you have an
excuse
What goes thru your
head Meg
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