I saw Arnie eating a chocolate egg
So I said “I know what
your favourite
Christian festival is”
and he said
“You have to love
Easter, baby”
Thursday, 6 April 2023
THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 3
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 1
Are you wearing Easter tights?
Oh, how they are
exciting me
Adorned with an Easter
egg motif
What an egg hunt this
will be
SO WHICH CAME FIRST
So, which came first
What do you reckon?
The chocolate egg
Or the chocolate chicken
THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 1
The only way the Easter Bunny
Can paint all of the eggs
in time for Easter
Is to hire some of Santa's
elves
During the slow season
as casual labour
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER DRAWERS?
Are you wearing Easter drawers?
I would like a look at
yours
I bet a pound to a
penny
You’re not wearing any
There we have it at
last
You are as I thought
bare arsed
Of course it makes you
look loose
Even if you have an
excuse
What goes thru your
head Meg
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER HOSIERY?
Are you wearing Easter hosiery?
Phwor are you going to
let me see
Oh how they cling to
the shape of you
I would like to cling
to them too
Oh yes I like them
very much
Perhaps I might have a
touch
Oh you are a proper
tease
Would you let me if I
said please?
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER KNICKERS?
Are you wearing Easter knickers?
Is that appropriate
for vicars
Just kneel upon this
hassock
While I rummage in your
cassock
The bishop wouldn’t
think it funny
My naughty little
Easter bunny
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