The only way the Easter Bunny
Can paint all of the eggs
in time for Easter
Is to hire some of Santa's
elves
During the slow season
as casual labour
Thursday, 6 April 2023
THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 1
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER DRAWERS?
Are you wearing Easter drawers?
I would like a look at
yours
I bet a pound to a
penny
You’re not wearing any
There we have it at
last
You are as I thought
bare arsed
Of course it makes you
look loose
Even if you have an
excuse
What goes thru your
head Meg
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER HOSIERY?
Are you wearing Easter hosiery?
Phwor are you going to
let me see
Oh how they cling to
the shape of you
I would like to cling
to them too
Oh yes I like them
very much
Perhaps I might have a
touch
Oh you are a proper
tease
Would you let me if I
said please?
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER KNICKERS?
Are you wearing Easter knickers?
Is that appropriate
for vicars
Just kneel upon this
hassock
While I rummage in your
cassock
The bishop wouldn’t
think it funny
My naughty little
Easter bunny
A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (9)
Dad said “I’m going to Thailand
To an island called
Phuket”
I replied to him
"That will be nice,
But that’s not the way
you say it”
PEACHES SAID TO BIMBETTE
Peaches said to Bimbette
“I’ve slept with a
Brazilian”
“OMG Peachy” she
retorted
“How many is a
Brazilian?”
EASTER CACTUS
The Easter cactus
The spring-bloomer
It’s jointed flat
Segments
Look like experiments
Made by a young boy
With a construction
set toy
But the coral-red
flowers
Light up the spring
hours
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