Are you wearing Easter hosiery?
Phwor are you going to
let me see
Oh how they cling to
the shape of you
I would like to cling
to them too
Oh yes I like them
very much
Perhaps I might have a
touch
Oh you are a proper
tease
Would you let me if I
said please?
Are you wearing Easter knickers?
Is that appropriate
for vicars
Just kneel upon this
hassock
While I rummage in your
cassock
The bishop wouldn’t
think it funny
My naughty little
Easter bunny
Dad said “I’m going to Thailand
To an island called
Phuket”
I replied to him
"That will be nice,
But that’s not the way
you say it”
Peaches said to Bimbette
“I’ve slept with a
Brazilian”
“OMG Peachy” she
retorted
“How many is a
Brazilian?”
The Easter cactus
The spring-bloomer
It’s jointed flat
Segments
Look like experiments
Made by a young boy
With a construction
set toy
But the coral-red
flowers
Light up the spring
hours
My wife is a Baker of bread
And rolls both plain
and seedy
She is a very
difficult woman
And I find her to be very kneady
We celebrate Good Friday
Because 2000 years ago
God proved that we
matter
When he let his only
son go
