ARE YOU WEARING KNICKERS?

 

Are you wearing Knickers?

Sorry I can’t hide my snickers

But beggars can’t be pickers

And I expect better from Vicars

PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 3

 

Practice makes perfect

Is that the prerequisite?

Well for me and my girl

Practicing is the best bit

I ALWAYS MAKE THE EFFORT TO GO HOME

 

I always make the effort to go home

Though it fills me with dread to be clear

Two days of unwelcome parenting advice

From relatives I see once or twice a year

PEOPLE TRAVEL CONSIDERABLE DISTANCES

 

People travel considerable distances

To be with those they hold dear

Because these are the special people

They only see once or twice a year

But the realization that once or twice

Was way too much soon became clear

I WAS IN THE APPLE STORE

 

I was in the Apple Store being served when I loudly farted

And the sales guy got mad and we almost came to blows

More Apple staff and even other customers joined in

But it wasn’t my fault that they didn't have Windows

THEY MADE A CLEAN GETAWAY

 

They made a clean getaway

To a remote destination

For peace and quiet

And dirty intentions

A MUSCIAN WANTED A HOLIDAY BY THE SEA

 

A musician wanted a holiday by the sea

Under blue skies with an ocean breeze

And as she was a pianist she knew exactly

Where she wanted to go, the Florida Keys