WHEN MY BROTHER WAS AT COLLEGE

 

When my brother was at college

He had an unusual nickname

Which was the “snow plough”

Because of his appetite for cocaine

LOVE IS ABOUT THE COMPROMISE

 

Love is about the compromise

It’s the corner stone I would say

For example if we should disagree

We compromise and do it her way

LOVE IS ALL ABOUT SHARING

 

Love is all about sharing

It’s the corner stone, you see

When my wife gets the flu

She always shares it with me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 416

 

Jack and Jill

Went up the hillock

He proposed then she

Called him a pillock

ARE YOU WEARING A POUT?

 

Are you wearing a pout?

Well, it’s bold without a doubt

But the overwhelming impression

Is that you look like a trout

YOU CANNOT LIVE YOUR LIFE IN PARK

 

You cannot live your life in “Park”

Nor can you reverse to happier times

You must put it into drive and go

Leave the pain of loss and regret

On life’s hard shoulder and go forward

And see what more life has to offer

I LOVE FRIDAY, IT’S A SPECIAL DAY

 

I love Friday, it’s a special day

But nothing ruins that Friday feeling

Quite as much as the realisation

That it’s still actually Thursday