YOU CANNOT LIVE YOUR LIFE IN PARK

 

You cannot live your life in “Park”

Nor can you reverse to happier times

You must put it into drive and go

Leave the pain of loss and regret

On life’s hard shoulder and go forward

And see what more life has to offer

I LOVE FRIDAY, IT’S A SPECIAL DAY

 

I love Friday, it’s a special day

But nothing ruins that Friday feeling

Quite as much as the realisation

That it’s still actually Thursday

MONEY TALKS IS THE SAYING

 

“Money talks” is the saying

I’m not quite sure why

If my money could talk

It would only ever say good-bye

THE OLD SAYING GOES

 

The old saying goes

“If you can't beat them, join them”

But a rethink is called for,

“If you can't beat them”,

Rather than joining them

You should “beat them”,

Because they will be expecting

You to “join them”,

As a result you will take them

Completely by surprise

WOMEN MIGHT BE ABLE TO FAKE ORGASMS

 

Women might be able to fake orgasms

It’s due to how Mother Nature equip

Although men aren’t born with that ability

But they can fake a whole relationship

MY SISTER SAYS THEY ARE BOTHERED BY A RACCOON

 

My sister says they are bothered by a Raccoon

Who boldly take things off their veranda

It’s very brazen, and is one of nature’s scroungers  

Although she calls it their garbage Panda

TIMES ARE BAD AND GETTING WORSE

 

Times are bad and getting worse

And I’m shocked at the severity

As the light at the end of the tunnel

Has been turned off due to austerity