GOD BLESSED US WITH THE BRAIN

 

God blessed us with the brain

To solve very complex problems

However human nature means

Using it creates more problems

I DISCOVERED WHEN WE WERE ON HOLIDAY

 

I discovered when we were on holiday

That my girlfriend screams the same way

Whether a shark might render her caput

Or a piece of dead seaweed touches her foot

MY GRANDMA TOLD ME HER JOINTS TROUBLE HER

 

My grandma told me her joints trouble her

And elaborated, saying they are getting weaker

I said I had a way to make her life brighter

If she was just to roll her spliffs a bit tighter

WHEN I TAKE THE TIME TO PONDER MY SITUATION

 

When I take the time to ponder my situation

I consider myself to lead a very lucky life,

Because the fine cognac that I drink is older

Than the woman I’m happy to call my wife

MY WIFE AND I ALWAYS COMPROMISE

My wife and I always compromise

That’s the secret to being happy

Our compromise is, that I admit

I'm wrong and she agrees with me

ONE DAY A COMPUTER

 

One day a computer

Actually, beat me at chess,

I didn’t take it well,

I was a total mess

So, we had a rematch

To go tit for tat

But he was no match for me

With a baseball bat

ALTHOUGH IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY TRADITION

 

Although it has become a family tradition 

Not everyone over eats on Thanksgiving

And of course I’m referring to the Turkeys

Because they were stuffed in the beginning