ONE DAY A COMPUTER

 

One day a computer

Actually, beat me at chess,

I didn’t take it well,

I was a total mess

So, we had a rematch

To go tit for tat

But he was no match for me

With a baseball bat

ALTHOUGH IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY TRADITION

 

Although it has become a family tradition 

Not everyone over eats on Thanksgiving

And of course I’m referring to the Turkeys

Because they were stuffed in the beginning

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 414

 

Doctor Foster

Went to Gloucester

But he blamed

His cars sat nav

ARE YOU WEARING A SENSUAL AIR?

 

Are you wearing a sensual air?

It seems that you are not even aware?

But it flows from each and every hair

I’m sorry i don’t mean to stand and stare

But sensuality follows you everywhere

THE MOST PERFECT SUMMER DRINK # 2

The most perfect drink

To quench a thirst, for me

On a hot summers day

Is a perfect cup of tea

THE SWEET SCENT OF FRESH MOWN HAY

 

The sweet scent of fresh mown hay

Carried on the evening summer breeze

Makes her look at me and smile

As she knows it will make me sneeze

I AM NOT A HOUSE PROUD MAN

 

I am not a house proud man

By any means or measure

I find it too much of a chore

I am more a man of leisure

So, for me a clean flat is

The sign of a broken computer