IN HIS ADVENTURE’S

In his adventure’s against

Captain Hooks pirate band

Peter Pan always flies

Because he can Neverland

I LOVE MY PETER PAN JOKE

 

I love my Peter Pan joke

It’s the funniest I’ve told

And I tell it over and over

And it never gets old

PETER PAN GOT HIS NAME

 

Peter Pan got his name

Not by design or plan

It was after he got hit

In the peter with a pan

PETER PAN GOT HIS NAME

 

Peter Pan got his name

Not by design or plan

It was after he got hit

In the peter with a pan

IF YOU ARE A LOVER OF PUNS

 

If you are a lover of puns

Then on shrove Tuesday

There is only one conclusion

And that that its pun-cake day

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 407

 

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry

But now his foot is in the other shoe

And he has been embroiled in “me too”

ARE YOU WEARING FALSE PAINTED TOE NAILS?

 Are you wearing false painted toe nails?

No, I don’t think that they look sweet

And I think it’s a waste of money

Simple because you have Shrek feet