If all the seas were dried up,
Every bay, lagoon and
ocean
Would Poseidon
understand why?
Would he even have a
notion?
If all the seas were dried up,
Every bay, lagoon and
ocean
Would Poseidon
understand why?
Would he even have a
notion?
What shape is a kiss?
Oh, my now I’m in a pickle
Well, if you press me
I would say it’s a
lip-tickle
Being in the medical profession
And being a private
practitioner
Is the most tedious,
as it requires
More patients than any
other
“You look like a million dollars”
I told my wife and she
was all aglow
I didn’t explain that
meant not as good
Apparently, being Happy as Larry
Means you’re a happy
Chappie
But I want to know who
Larry is
And whys he so bloody
happy
Couples on the dance floor
In the heat of their oscillation
Can very easily find themselves
In an agreeable osculation
Wee Willie Winkie ran through the town
Upstairs and downstairs
in his night-gown
Wee Willie Winkie
wasn’t his real name
It was just a very cold night for that game