ONE SECRET TO A HAPPY LIFE # 2

 

One secret to a happy life

Is this and nothing more

Once a year, go somewhere

You’ve never been before.

AN ARTIST SHOULD BE ADMIRED

 

An artist should be admired

Treasured and inspired

And encouraged to create

Art to which we can relate

THE PAINTER AND HIS MODEL

 

The painter and his model

Were smitten from the very start

And every stroke of his brush

Said “I love you with all my art”

MY SON TOLD ME HE PLAYED IN A BAND

 

My son told me he played in a band

And I’m afraid I did have to mock

Because they are called the Pilgrims

So I asked if they played Plymouth Rock

MEDICINAL REJECTION

 

“I can't be your valentine

For medical reasons” said Nick

“God is it serious?” he asked

“No you just make me sick”

HOOCHIE COOCHIE

 

I really like to smooch

With my hoochie cooch

And the times I am in bliss

Is when we hug and kiss

Because I’m just a sucker

For my honey’s pucker

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 403

 

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a Tuffet

Why not on a chair?

The silly mare