It was another SUV birthday
Thanks to my
significant other
No not that kind of
SUV, I got
Socks, Underwear and
Viagra
Friday, 24 February 2023
IT WAS ANOTHER SUV BIRTHDAY
IF I KNEW THE FUTURE
If I knew the future and in particular
When I was going to
die and where
The knowledge would be
of little use
Other than to warn me
not to go there
NOT DOING UP YOUR FLY AFTER SPENDING A PENNY
Not doing up your fly after spending a penny
Makes you forgetful
and nothing more,
It doesn’t mean you
have Alzheimer’s
Its only senility if
you forgot to unzip before
GRANDAD BEAT HIS WIFE TO DEATH
Grandad beat his wife to death
But it’s not so bad I
should say
As it just means that
he died
Before Grandma passed
away
WHY ARE BABY FLAMINGO’S
Why are baby Flamingo’s
Always allowed to mess
around?
It’s simply because
the parents
Won’t put their foot down
THE WOODPECKER LOST HIS BEAK
The Woodpecker lost his beak
As a result he was
full of anger
He had lost his reason
for being
And turned into a head banger
Thursday, 23 February 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 384
The old lady who lived in a shoe
Was forced into the
sex trade
And moved into a thigh
high
Stiletto Boot on what
she made
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