DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 3

 

Disney have got into porn

It became a financial reality

And of the films to be made

Is Beauty and the Bestiality

WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME

 

When my girlfriend dumped me

I engaged in the revenge porn fad

I posted naked pictures of myself

To show what low standards she had

G-SPOT

 

There was supposed to be

A documentary last night on Cable

It was all about the g-spot

I did try to find it, but I wasn’t able      

THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF

 

The boy who cried Wolf

Continued to get beaten on

And that’s because it wasn’t

The safe word they agreed on

WHY IS THE EMPEROR NAKED?

 

Why is the Emperor Naked?

Well, I heard from one who knows

It’s to do with the company he keeps

Namely “The Emperor's New Ho’s”

THE LITTLE ENGINE

The Little Engine that could

Lost his cherry in a shed

So now they call him

The Little Engine that did. 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 372

 

Star light, star bright,

The first star I saw tonight

Was truly an epic fail

It was a z-lister from Emmerdale