Procrastination is the thief of time
And our span of time
is so fleet
But because I dithered
I don’t know
How to get to Sesame
Street
Thursday, 9 February 2023
PROCRASTINATION IS THE THIEF OF TIME # 3
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 3
My son jokes about my age
His humour is frankly,
not
He says my first
license
Was for driving a
chariot
I HAVE A MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS # 2
I have a memory foam mattress
And I awake feeling
brighter
I just wish it would
remember me
When I was Three stone
lighter
PUT DOWN # 62
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he says “Did you just fall from heaven?”
Take a breath and
pause for a bit
Then reply “Yes I fell
from heaven
But then I landed on a
soft shit?”
FOGHORN LEGHORN CROSSED THE PLAYGROUND
Foghorn Leghorn crossed the playground
But not
just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was just to get to the
other slide
WHY DID THE ONE HANDED MAN
Why did the one handed man
Cross the road without pause to stop?
Well it’s a no brainer really
It was to get to the
second hand shop
WHY DID THE BROKEN CLOCK
Why did the broken clock
Cross the road without pause to stop?
Well it’s a no brainer really
It was to get to the
second hand shop
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