According to German folklore,
If the skies are
cloudy
When from its burrow,
A groundhog emerges
On Groundhog Day,
Then spring will come
early
But if the skies are
sunny,
And the groundhog
Sees its own shadow
It will return to its
burrow
And Winter will continue
For six more weeks
If Candlemas is sunny and bright
We will again feel Winters bite.
If Candlemas brings cloudy skies
Spring will be an early surprise
So, if it is correct that
The plural of tooth is
teeth
Then why isn’t the
plural
Of booth, beeth
It is a sad fact of life that is
Something of a curse
Left to themselves
things
A Frog he went a courting,
Well, it’s not like he
has
Anything else to do
since
He lost the French
Presidency
Thank God it’s February
And the month of
January
Is now just a memory
And thank God for
Salary
Are you wearing Mormon garments?
The ones like cool
white milk
Are they supposed to
be sacred?
Or something of that
ilk
Or to preserve your
modesty
In sensual soft
shimmering silk
