I MADE MY GIRL BIMBETTE

 

I made my girl Bimbette

Really laugh on Saturday

The only problem is I told

Her the joke on Wednesday

MEN LIKE LOGIC AND SEX

 

Men like logic and sex

In fact, they really like it

But sex better than logic

Though I can't prove it

PUT DOWN # 59

 

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

If he says “you are the sun and the moon”

Simply don’t be taken in by it

And just say “I may love to shop

But I'm not buying your bullshit”

BIMBETTE SAYS SHE CAN COUNT TO SEVENTY

 

Bimbette says she can count to seventy

But I think that’s very doubtful

Because in my experience she always

Finds sixty-nine a bit of a mouthful

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 2

My son jokes about my age

He is always making light

He says when I was a boy

Rainbows were black and white 

THE SEX WAS SO GOOD LAST NIGHT

 

The sex was so good last night

With my girlfriend Bimbette

That after it was over even

The neighbours had a cigarette.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 358

 

Hey diddle diddle

Someone’s on the fiddle

It will probably be

Another celebrity

Not paying their tax