A VERTICALLY CHALLENGED MAN

A vertically challenged man

Went to see his GP

Without an appointment

And he was told at reception

That the doctor would see him

But he’d have to be a little patient

MY WIFE WAS IN THE BATHROOM

 

My wife was in the bathroom

When I suddenly heard her shout

She had rubbed on hand cream

And couldn’t turn the knob to get out

THE PLURAL OF BOX

 

So, if it is correct that

The plural of box is boxes

Then why is the plural of ox

Oxen and not Oxes

THE HOUSE MOUSE RULE

 

If in your home sweet home

You find a solitary mouse

Then it is perfectly acceptable

To call it a house mouse

But if in your home sweet home

You find that you have mice

Then it is quite unacceptable

To refer to them as hice mice

IF THE MASCULINE PRONOUNS

 

If the masculine pronouns

Are he, his and him

Why then is it the feminine

Are not she, shis and shim

FOGHORN LEGHORN LE ROOSTER

 

Foghorn Leghorn Le Rooster

Crossed a busy Parisian Rue

Because he had something

Important to cockadoodle dooo

CLERGYMEN CAN BE DEFROCKED # 1

If clergymen can be defrocked

And lawyers be disbarred

Then that must mean that

Tree surgeons can be debarked