When we were on holiday
We went swimming in
the sea
No-one said there
would be fish
The kids found it very scary
Friday, 20 January 2023
WHY DID THE DIVORCEE CROSS THE ROAD?
Why did the divorcee cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could avoid another bride
ARE YOU WEARING LACE GARTERS?
Are you wearing lace garters?
Answer me that one for
starters
Beneath your dress up
high
Around your black clad
thigh
Where the black sheath
is stopping
Where they are lacy at
the topping
Are there lacy garter rings
Sexily placed
decorative things
Please answer this one
for starters
Are you wearing lacy
garters?
A TODDLER STARTS CHEWING ON A SLUG
A toddler starts chewing on a slug
As mum looks on and
squirms
But she asked what it
tasted like
And the toddler replied
“Worms”
A WEED IS A PLANT THAT HAS SIMPLY MASTERED
A weed is a plant that has simply mastered
Every survival skill
in the way it grows
But with all its hardy
guile and cunning
They haven’t yet
learned to grow in rows
A MAN WAS LEFT MENTALLY SCARRED
A man was left mentally scarred
After swinging from
trees in his yard
When a branch snagged
on his leotard
I’M A REALLY RUBBISH GARDENER
I’m a really rubbish gardener
I find it all a bit of
a chore
If only I was better
outside
At simple horticulture
And grow stuff in the
garden
Like I do in the
refrigerator
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