DOING WHAT YOU LIKE

 

Doing what you like

Does bring happiness for you

But the true source of joy

Is in liking what you do

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 338

 

Baa, baa, black sheep,

Have you any wool?

Yes, sir, yes, sir,

Three bags full;

I can’t get rid of the bloody stuff

NIMBY IS AN ACRONYM

 

NIMBY is an acronym for

“Not In My Back Yard”

If you want to find a Nimby

It really isn’t very hard

THE ACCIDENTAL VILLAIN

 

I am the smoke

That simply floats away

On a convenient breeze

Drifting away

Powerless to stop

And at the mercy of the wind

 

I am the smoke and there is

A kind of beauty about me

But also, there is danger in me

 

I am the smoke, and I am mercurial

Appearing in many forms

I am thick like pea soup fog

Or thin and translucent like a veil

 

I am the smoke and

I have no purpose

I am only an after thought

A bi product of something useful

I am the smoke

And I am the villain

ARE YOU WEARING A STRAPLESS BRA?

 

Are you wearing a strapless bra?

With tits the size of yours

You’d have done better

Tucking then into your drawers

THERE MIGHT WELL BE, AS THEY SAY

 

There might well be, as they say

“Plenty more fish in the sea”

But until I catch myself a soul

I'm left holding my pole

A MAJOR NEW BIOPIC IS PLANNED

 

A major new Biopic is planned

So British film fans stand by

It is about Greggs the Bakers

It will be called “The Life of Pie”