72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 3 January 2023

The big sale starts today,

30% Reduction Friday

Which comes the day after

50% increase Thursday

Flour of England, fruit of Spain,

Met together in a shower of rain;

Let’s make Christmas pudding again

DILF is an acronym for

“Dad I’d like to fuck”

I got one that says

“Who’s the daddy”, just my luck

Are you wearing a sporran once again?

Well, it’s not that easy to hide

But I feel I should point out

You wear it on the outside

When I first heard the name mentioned

I had a flash back to tell the truth

I was convinced that Candy Crush

Was a minor porn star from my youth

I am a quite remarkable person

And that’s a matter of fact

But the trouble with being fantastic

Is that Opposites attract

He was not blessed with looks

And had a look to be pitied

He had a face like a fit, but

You couldn’t tell what it fitted