THE CLAUS’S LAY IN THEIR BED

 

The Claus’s lay in their bed

And Santa was heard to say

My lap isn't the only place

Where wishes come true

THE CLAUS’S SAT BESIDE THE FIRE

The Claus’s sat beside the fire

And Santa was heard to say

When was the last Christmas

That we did it in a sleigh?

CHRISTMAS PICKUP # 2

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

Walk up to them and say

“Can I take a picture of you Miss,

So, I can show Santa exactly

What I want for Christmas” 

WHEN MY LITTLE KITTENS SETTLE DOWN

 

When my little kittens settle down

On Christmas Eve amidst the snores

The little kitties dream like a child

And they dream about Santa Claws

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 286

 

Nelly Bligh

Caught a fly

And tied it to some thread

With some delight

She tied it tight

But then the fly was dead

ARE YOU WEARING ELFISH EARS?

 

Are you wearing elfish ears?

It’s a very interesting feature

Though more appropriate

On a woodland creature

And not really suitable

For one in your position

You are let me remind you

The leader of the opposition

CHRISTMAS PICKUP # 1

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

During the Christmas season

Walk up to them and say

“They call me Jingle Bells

Because I go all the way”