WHEN MY LITTLE KITTENS SETTLE DOWN

 

When my little kittens settle down

On Christmas Eve amidst the snores

The little kitties dream like a child

And they dream about Santa Claws

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 286

 

Nelly Bligh

Caught a fly

And tied it to some thread

With some delight

She tied it tight

But then the fly was dead

ARE YOU WEARING ELFISH EARS?

 

Are you wearing elfish ears?

It’s a very interesting feature

Though more appropriate

On a woodland creature

And not really suitable

For one in your position

You are let me remind you

The leader of the opposition

CHRISTMAS PICKUP # 1

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

During the Christmas season

Walk up to them and say

“They call me Jingle Bells

Because I go all the way”

WHEN MY LITTLE DOG’S SETTLE DOWN

 

When my little dog’s settle down

On Christmas Eve amidst the snores

The little doggies dream like a child

And they dream about Santa Paws

THE LATEST GOSSIP IS IN FROM THE NORTH POLE

 

The latest gossip is in from the North Pole

And the Claus’s have divorced you know

So why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?

Because he found out she was a ho ho ho

SCROOGE HATES CHRISTMAS

 

Scrooge hates Christmas

But loves all of the reindeer

And the simple reason for that is

To him every buck is dear