I LOVE THE HUMAN BODY

I love the human body though some

Bits more than others I must confess

And I thank God for nipples, as without

Them breasts would be pointless

I COULDN’T QUITE REMEMBER HOW

 

I couldn’t quite remember how

To throw a boomerang now

But then eventually

It came back to me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 282

 

Four and Twenty tailors

Went to kill a snail;

But natural England

Had them sent to jail

ARE YOU WEARING A SANTA OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a Santa outfit?

Does it come with all the kit?

The boots and beard and hat

And padding to make you look fat

I didn’t believe in Santa anymore

Now I see you and I think phwor

I REALLY ENJOYED OUR DATE

 

I really enjoyed our date

I’m so glad that you rang

It was a brilliant Guy Fawkes

Night that ended with a bang

REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER

 

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason, and plot

For that was the day Guy Fawkes failed

To blow up the bloody lot

ARE YOU WEARING A GUY FAWKES MASK?

 

Are you wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?

Hoping to get coins in your cap

“Penny for the guy” is that the aim?

Well, you’re losing out to that wino chap