ARE YOU WEARING A SANTA OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a Santa outfit?

Does it come with all the kit?

The boots and beard and hat

And padding to make you look fat

I didn’t believe in Santa anymore

Now I see you and I think phwor

I REALLY ENJOYED OUR DATE

 

I really enjoyed our date

I’m so glad that you rang

It was a brilliant Guy Fawkes

Night that ended with a bang

REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER

 

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason, and plot

For that was the day Guy Fawkes failed

To blow up the bloody lot

ARE YOU WEARING A GUY FAWKES MASK?

 

Are you wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?

Hoping to get coins in your cap

“Penny for the guy” is that the aim?

Well, you’re losing out to that wino chap

MY BONFIRE NIGHT CRACKER

 

My Bonfire night cracker

Always good for a thrill

My favourite little sparkler

I like to call “Catherine will”

BANGERS AND SPARKLERS

 

Bangers and sparklers

Weren’t the fireworks

At the Bonfire night party

But the girls I invited

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 130

 

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason, and plot.

They had the right approach back then

Blow up  the bloody lot