Is John Smith within?
Yes there was one to begin
Followed by many more
Smiths
And now I’m quite
pithed
Sunday, 30 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 277
ARE YOU WEARING A PUZZLED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a puzzled expression?
You must really think
I have some gall
But if it wasn’t for
pickpockets like me
ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?
Are you wearing a witch’s hat?
Or is it just a kind
of mirage
And did you just call
that
Broom cupboard your
garage
AT THE GHOSTLY HOUSE
At the ghostly house
There is a familiar
theme
Because for dessert
They always have ice
scream
ALL GOOD GHOSTLY KIDS
All good ghostly kids
Are brought up good
and true
And they will never
spook
Until they’re spooken
to
SNIP! SNAP! HALLOWEEN
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
Here comes the flaming bowl
So let mischief take its toll
Just as this Halloween comes
Snatch at the feast of
plums
In amongst the
Brandy’s flame
It’s our favourite
Halloween game
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
I BUY MY WIFE A GIFT FOR HALLOWEEN
I buy my wife a gift for Halloween
Though not the gift
giving season
Because Halloween is
like Christmas
For witches and that’s
the reason
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