DARK MONSTERS FROM THE PITS OF HELL

 

Dark monsters from the pits of hell

Ghosts and ghouls from where they dwell

Witch or warlock cast a withering spell

All answering the ring of the Halloween bell

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 276

 

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Reading a copy of “Jugs”

Not a classy read

He did willingly concede

But it gave him a couple of tugs

ARE YOU WEARING SCRUBS?

 

Are you wearing scrubs?

It’s not a sexy look

It’s something and nothing

In my book

 

Even though you’re fit.

I don’t care if you’re

Naked underneath

I don’t care if you’re

 

Extremely slutty

You have scrubs on.

I like the nurse’s uniform

Of Pristine cotton

 

And starched white apron

A silly hat

And Black stockings

Scrubs leave me flat

 

But the uniform

Is a different issue

That gets me going… oops

Have you got a tissue?

CERIDWEN

 

The Welsh enchantress,

Goddess Ceridwen

Celtic goddess of rebirth

And transformation

Keeper of the cauldron

Of poetic inspiration

Mother and daughter

Heroine of the wiccan

TWITTER HALLOWEEN NIGHT

 

The invitation went out

To the twitter followers

About Halloween night

And the trick or treaters

 

It’s much safer than being

Out on the streets

And it’s better for you

To do twick or tweets

WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 1

 

We went to a fancy dress party

I was a wizard, and she was a witch

But I knew it was time to leave

When she tapped her witch watch

MY LITTLE NIECE GOES TO HOGWARTS

 

My little niece goes to Hogwarts

She’s a witch and she’s excelling

But of all the subjects she takes

Her favourite one is spelling