SHE MAY BE A WITCH

 

She may be a witch

And she may do spells

Which sounds like poetry

As far as anyone tells

So just beware of

Unnatural smells

Or you’ll fall victim

To one of her spells

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 274

 

Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall

No one actually saw it at all

And he can’t say what the truth is

Because he’s totally gone to pieces

ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 2

Are you wearing leg warmers?

It’s a fashion statement well made

But if memory serves me well

Not for this particular decade

ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a witch’s outfit?

Does it come with all the kit?

The shoes and cloak and hat

Striped stockings and all that

Then ply me with your potion

And realize your every notion

HELLO SEXY HALLOWEEN GIRL

 

Hello sexy Halloween girl

Just one look at you

And how my old heart beats

 

So, tell me sexy Halloween girl

That you have no tricks for me

But you will give me some treats

HELLO DARLING HALLOWEEN GIRL

 

Hello darling Halloween girl

With your bag half full of sweets

I hope you have no tricks for me

If I top up your bag with treats

SPIRITUOUS

 

Pursuing phantoms

Came in the night

From hells realm

Making me take flight

 

I was so mortally scared

I needed a Bracer

And I quickly followed it

With a Chaser

 

Though spirituous liquors’

Have their merits

They were no defence

Against evil spirits