If your blind date is described to you
As “Young at heart”
it’s just a trick
Read between the lines
and see they’re
Trying to fob you off
with some old geriatric
Thursday, 27 October 2022
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 11
I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A WICCAN GIRL
I lost my virginity to a Wiccan girl
Who was a scrawny
little witch
With the reputation
for being
A bit of a thorny
little bitch
She mellowed to me in
my bed
And I was left with a
horny itch
Wednesday, 26 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 273
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a
great fall
Luckily, he didn’t end
up in bits
Because he was so off
his tits
ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 1
Are you wearing leg warmers?
It should be one of
those nostalgic sights
But if memory serves
and I’m not mistaken
They’re not supposed
to go under your tights
DEMONS WALK THE EARTH
Demons walk the earth
On All Hallows Eve
And will snatch away
Your soul at their
ease
PHANTASM
What is that ghostly apparition?
Is that ghostly figure
a Phantasm?
Come to haunt and terrorize
us?
No, it’s the kid from
next door, Adam
THE OLD BLACK WITCH’S CAT # 1
The most comfortably fat
Old black witch’s cat
Is often known to take
a nap
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