Are you wearing leg warmers?
It should be one of
those nostalgic sights
But if memory serves
and I’m not mistaken
They’re not supposed
to go under your tights
Wednesday, 26 October 2022
ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 1
DEMONS WALK THE EARTH
Demons walk the earth
On All Hallows Eve
And will snatch away
Your soul at their
ease
PHANTASM
What is that ghostly apparition?
Is that ghostly figure
a Phantasm?
Come to haunt and terrorize
us?
No, it’s the kid from
next door, Adam
THE OLD BLACK WITCH’S CAT # 1
The most comfortably fat
Old black witch’s cat
Is often known to take
a nap
ARE YOU WEARING WEREWOLF EARS?
Are you wearing Werewolf ears?
It’s an unusual look
for a girl
But if you’re a bit of
an animal
I’m happy to give it a
whirl
THE OLD BLACK WITCH’S CAT # 2
The old black witch’s cat
Has nothing much to do
He’s a sleepy old
familiar
Oddly named
Witchitypoo
He is quite partial to
a mouse
Should one happen into
view
But he doesn’t stir
himself
For he never has to
pursue
There is no thought of
chasing
And no need to bite
and chew
For with a flick of
his paw
A spell is cast by
Witchitypoo
And then he leisurely
dines
On a tasty mouse stew
IT WAS HALLOWEEN AND
It was Halloween and
We were on our way to
a party
They were both dressed
as vampires
And I was Professor Moriarty
We stopped at the
supermarket
But didn’t have any
cash
So, we thought we’d
steal some booze
Then make a dash
The bottles we wanted
Were on the very top
of the racks
Which we couldn’t
reach
So, I had to stand on
their backs
Once I had the bottles
Dracula hid them under
his cape
And without drawing
attention
We casually made our
escape
But we were caught on
CCTV
A very clear image by
all accounts
I was charged with
shoplifting
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